try this next time you receive fortune cookies at the end of a meal:
1. have everyone tear their fortune down the middle as best they can without splitting any words in half (though word fragments are sometimes unavoidable)
2. pass the right half to the person on your right (and receive a new right half from the person on your left)
and
3. combine the new piece with the old one.
the result will be much funnier than “you are practical person with both feet on the ground… IN BED!” (and generally, better advice for today’s world).
i’ve built up quite a collection.
and my all-time favorite:
i can only assume that this is how they named the city…
